She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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