in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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