Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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