found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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