he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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