I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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