so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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