She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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