we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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