Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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