xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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