Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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