I wannas sexs uuuuu
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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