I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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