Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize