Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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