Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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