yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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