no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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