You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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