its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Let the clothes fall where they may.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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