apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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