I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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