I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm sobbing to NWA
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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