And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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