The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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