Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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