Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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