so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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