ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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