using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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