I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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