so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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