Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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