As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She fuckin peed on me
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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