one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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