This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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