There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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