Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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