I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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