just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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