We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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