Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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