he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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