you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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