YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
The beer is more important than you right now.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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