how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm having to shit out rocks
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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