I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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