I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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