playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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