We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
That accounts for only three of the penises
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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