i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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