just come out here and I will go home with you...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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