He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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