hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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