i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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